The Ballad of Corner Parker

Yes, it's true: Luscious Verde cards are not made in a magical treehouse in Never-Never Land. They are actually made in a fairly nondescript office park in a suburb of Cleveland. In fact, if you've ever seen the film "Office Space" (and why you haven't seen that yet is anyone's guess), that's pretty much the look of the place where our offices are located.

Things have gone pretty smoothly for us here until the last few months, when a man known as Corner Parker entered our lives and sent us on a puzzling journey. We showed up one day at work and there he was: a man who simply refused to park like a normal person. At first, we thought it was funny.

If one of us got here a little early, we would park normally in the middle of the two or three spaces he normally takes up. One time, our head designer Jason actually saw Corner Parker in the wild! Because of that, we know that he's a diminutive fellow who abhors loose-fitting clothing.

So, please, if you're reading this, Corner Parker, know this: we are watching you.

-- Rob @ L.V.