Do you sometimes wish that your workplace had a device that would give you a pick-me-up each day? Like a transmogrifier or a Disco Toaster? We here at Luscious Verde do. Here are some of the amenities that some of our employees believe would make our workplace fitter, happier and more productive. Thanks to Rachel for the illustrations.
Genevieve: A lobotomy station
Melissa: A pensieve
Lisa: A corduroy kitchen timer
Nina: A tanning bed under production art table four
Megan: Porkchop sandwiches
Channa: A “60 Minutes” voice distorter
Laura: Pogo stick pokey tools
Sasha: A bleach dispenser in the shape of an Audi
Rachel: Llamas to transport supplies
Alicia: A people-mover to Liz’s desk
Toni: Real popcorn instead of packing peanuts (See below)
-- Ted @ L.V.